A Note to Our Readers
Dear Reader,
Thanks for reading this blog! You are on the cutting edge of blog readers, seeing as how you’re probably one of three people who read it – congratulations!
Our statistics reports tell us that one of the main reasons people are coming to this blog is because they have entered the search terms “Neverland Ranch,” “Michael Jackson,” or “Sycamore Valley.” Who knew there were so many of you MJ fans on the web?
Well, in an altogether sincere attempt to attract more of you and others to this blog, let us just say this:
Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, LOLcats, Slumdog Millionaire, the Oscars, the Academy Awards, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, porn, porn, porn, Angelina Jolie, economic crisis, bailout, Michael Jackson, Neverland Ranch, Tito Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, Michael Jackson’s dad, Michael Jackson’s kids, Napkin, Brad Pitt, Maddox, Pax, Sahara, George Clooney, Sean Penn, Madonna, Harvey Milk, Jennifer Lopez, Brittany Spears, Brittney Spears, Britney Spears, The Bachelor, Cheaters, Salma Hayek bosom, Michael Jackson, Micheal Jackson, Mycal Jackson, and Barack Obama are unlikely to appear on this blog again.
But who knows? Check back soon!





